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Kokovoko

… a rare breeding farm

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More About the Place

The Carriage house has two rooms, a kitchenette & shower. It sleeps four comfortably, five in a pinch. Queen sized bed, full and single futons, and couch. Breakfast is cook-your-own: farm fresh eggs, butter and homemade bread. This is not the Hilton, and I'm not Martha Stewart, but you're guaranteed a relaxing, fun time. It's not your typical hotel. The sheets are dried on the line, and much of the food comes from the farm. The dishes might not match. But the beds are comfy and the kitchen is stocked! We like it that way, and think you will too.

There is no TV, and your cell phone won't work here either, but you may use the house phone—and there is a dvd player! We also now have wireless and A/C. Your suite has a gorgeous view overlooking the ponies and sheep in their pasture. You can lounge in bed in the morning and watch them graze and play. Be aware, though: you may not want to leave. Enjoy the break. Enjoy the ponies!

Keep in Mind

The farm is a place with dirt, flies, mud, noise and smells foreign to city dwellers. You will also be seasonally subject to occasional outdoor sex and rough play between the animals! Please be aware of that when booking your stay with us. Come join us for a weekend of isolation and relaxation. Don't expect a convenience store or room service, but your suite will be clean and well stocked! Most anything you may have forgotten, I probably have at the house.

Rates

$150/night weekends, $125/ night weekdays. 50% deposit to reserve. Two night minimum. Special event rate (Rolex, etc.): $250/night.

Pony Driving and wool handspinning lessons available by private arrangement.

We take all credit cards, checks or cash.

Contract

Please download and return our contract.